J.R. Briggs

Attempting to behold the miracle long enough without falling asleep

  • A photo in need of a caption

    January 22, 2009

    It's been a while since we've had a Create-a-Caption contest on the blog.

    The funniest caption wins.
    But keep it, ahem, appropriate…

    David

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Recent Comments

  • J Aquila said...

    1

    You just about have my true essence. I only wish my hair was that good.

    01/22/09 8:28 AM | Comment Link

  • J.R. Briggs said...

    2

    David before he hit the gym…

    01/22/09 8:34 AM | Comment Link

  • Josh Drake said...

    3

    The “60% of America David”

    01/22/09 8:40 AM | Comment Link

  • Tom Mathew said...

    4

    Psalm 59:15

    01/22/09 9:09 AM | Comment Link

  • Doug Paul said...

    5

    David in search of the American Dream.

    01/22/09 12:25 PM | Comment Link

  • Josh Dinale said...

    6

    If MacDonald’s were around when Michelangelo sculpted

    01/22/09 5:05 PM | Comment Link

  • lance said...

    7

    i eat, therefore i ham.

    01/22/09 5:06 PM | Comment Link

  • Scot McKnight said...

    8

    Southern Baptist Pastor, David

    01/22/09 8:23 PM | Comment Link

  • DougG said...

    9

    David, after he became a follower of Buddha

    01/23/09 3:53 AM | Comment Link

  • Mike G. said...

    10

    I just don’t understand why venus d’milo isn’t that into me anymore.

    01/23/09 6:39 AM | Comment Link

  • Steve said...

    11

    David, a man after God’s own gut.

    01/23/09 2:29 PM | Comment Link

  • Steve said...

    12

    David, a man after God’s own gut!

    01/23/09 2:30 PM | Comment Link

  • Marshall Partlow said...

    13

    I always knew that marble make you look twenty pounds heavier.

    01/23/09 10:47 PM | Comment Link

  • Christine said...

    14

    “Yeah, just hope you look when you’re 505 years old.”

    01/23/09 11:02 PM | Comment Link

  • nancy said...

    15

    Wait – when did the hubby pose for this??

    01/24/09 9:04 AM | Comment Link

  • Christine said...

    16

    Wait, lemme try mine again without typos:
    “Yeah, just hope you look this good when you’re 505 years old.”

    01/24/09 12:17 PM | Comment Link

  • Ray said...

    17

    “The rotundra in the rotundra”

    01/24/09 6:24 PM | Comment Link

  • Ray said...

    18

    Correction: Rotunda

    01/24/09 6:27 PM | Comment Link

  • J.R. Briggs said...

    19

    Here are others who were too shy to give their name so they emailed me their response.
    (1) “I guess size really does matter!”
    (2) “Proportionally we have a little bitty problem here.”

    01/25/09 8:18 AM | Comment Link

  • Ray said...

    20

    The actual “David”, shown here, didn’t quite match his more recognizable Facebook photo.

    01/25/09 1:48 PM | Comment Link

  • Carl said...

    21

    Season 12 of the Biggest Loser has NBC perplexed – perhaps the stunt of allowing only nude contestants made of marble was limiting their contestant pool more than anticipated…?

    01/26/09 7:36 PM | Comment Link

  • Carl said...

    22

    David had only taken the “modeling” gig on a whim to earn a few exta bucks. He never realized his clothes-less visage would have quite the impact it did. Plus he never got why the sculptor kept referring to this as “minimalist” art…

    01/26/09 7:40 PM | Comment Link

  • Deb said...

    23

    David’s audition photo for The Biggest Loser.

    01/28/09 12:01 PM | Comment Link

  • Brian said...

    24

    Cheeseburger, what cheesburger?

    01/28/09 12:34 PM | Comment Link

  • Carl said...

    25

    Hey JR – you know the good thing about a contest? It has a winner! ; )

    02/3/09 10:28 PM | Comment Link

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