J.R. Briggs

Attempting to behold the miracle long enough without falling asleep

  • Create-a-caption contest

    March 23, 2009

    Here’s a good way to start a Monday: I’m in search of the best caption for this picture. The one who makes me laugh the most wins.

    [UPDATE: And the winner is Dan Harney: "Zaccheaus WAS a red neck!!!!"]

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Recent Comments

  • DougG said...

    1

    “Hah, I told Noah my old Chevy and I would be fine”

    “I shouldn’t a had that last beer”

    03/23/09 7:09 AM | Comment Link

  • pberry said...

    2

    “I’ve got a little Captain in me….check that. I’ve got A LOT of Captain in me.”

    03/23/09 9:10 AM | Comment Link

  • LA said...

    3

    When the dove returned to Noah there in his beak was a freshly plucked “Ford Tough” bumper sticker!

    03/23/09 11:47 AM | Comment Link

  • TreyB said...

    4

    Bo and Luke’s dumber couzin Bubba never could quite get that jump over the railroad tracks right…

    Jim Bob got a “barking” ticket from the local Arbor Police (sorry i know that is really really lame)

    Tinkerbell warned me about mixing pixie dust and alcohol…

    03/23/09 4:24 PM | Comment Link

  • judi said...

    5

    “Here birdie, birdie . . . ”

    “Nesting is not just for girls anymore.”

    “Uncle Buddy looking for chicks, circa 1950.”

    “Daddy always said you should aim high in life, but he didn’t know his oldest boy was the literal sort.”

    03/24/09 8:24 AM | Comment Link

  • judi said...

    6

    “Dang it, Erv. I said to pick up the branches, not put the
    pick-up in the branches!”

    “On the first day of harvest, my true love gave to me . . .
    2 turtle doves and a pick-up in a pear tree.”

    03/24/09 12:17 PM | Comment Link

  • m.t.g. said...

    7

    yaw’ta see where muh trans-am got stuck

    “Optimus Prime was still scratching his head after the human had asked him to pick up his truck by the tree.”

    03/24/09 3:38 PM | Comment Link

  • DougG said...

    8

    “Bob’s Used Cars for Ents” gets its first sale

    03/24/09 7:12 PM | Comment Link

  • Ray Briggs said...

    9

    Imagine that, A pick up with a trunk!

    03/25/09 3:17 PM | Comment Link

  • Dan Harney said...

    10

    Zaccheaus WAS a red neck!!!!

    03/26/09 11:21 AM | Comment Link

  • pberry said...

    11

    Well done, Dan. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

    03/26/09 11:33 AM | Comment Link

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