J.R. Briggs

Attempting to behold the miracle long enough without falling asleep

  • Ways SportsCenter Anchors Could Tell the Story of Jesus

    March 5, 2009

    If you’re a SportsCenter fan (like I am) you’ll appreciate this.

    This came to me via Marko via Brendan Fitzgibbons. Ways SportsCenter anchors could tell the story of Jesus. Understanding your context is always important in ministry, right?

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    Nothing but the bottom of the manger!

    He’s no Beanie Baby!

    A good carpenter doesn’t blame his tools!

    That’s levitation, homes.

    No one does the voodoo like Jesus do.

    He’s running like there’re people chasing Him!

    Resistance is futile!

    That man has been voted off the island.

    The Lord said, “You’ve got to rise up!”

    And He’s outta heeere!

    With authority!

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